JACK AND THE
BEANSTALK
Blackmore
Players
in
Blackmore Village Hall
21.01.17
Back
to the traditional canon for this year's panto, directed by Rosemarie
Nelson with Shirley Parrott the Musical Director.
Ben
Crocker's uninspired script does have one or two original touches:
Edena the eco-fairy [Barbara Harrold] pitted against the pollutant
villain Slimeball [James Hughes] seemed promising, but was not really
developed.
All
the familiar characters were included: a proper principal boy - Amy
Pudney as Jack from the dairy, handling her songs with style – a
beautiful princess [Sarah Tayler], and Giant Blunderbore, Chet Atkins
fan, played by Alf Currey, who managed to cut an imposing figure
despite not exactly towering over the mere mortals. His voice helped,
although off-stage it needed more bass rumble and less megaphone.
Dame
Madonna Trot was in the experienced hands of Keith Goody, sporting
fistfuls of finger rings, a beauty spot and a Marge Simpson hairdo.
King Bertram was Martin Herford, bringing a touch of Clive Dunn to
the hapless monarch. When it comes to pantomime cows, the Animal Farm
dictum “Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad” has much to commend it;
nonetheless, Rebecca Smith gave a lively, engaging performance,
including the Happy Feet tap-dance, one of many excellent production
numbers. The Cockroach rap was an inspired idea, but it would have
been good to be able to hear more of the words.
No
microphones here – well done – and the cast generally managed to
rise above the drum-kit and the bawling babies. Two performers in
particular caught the spirit of pantomime to perfection: the
aforementioned James Hughes, relishing the lusty boos from the
audience, giving a polished performance of laid-back villainy. And
Craig Stevens superb as Simple Simon the Cowman; a nicely judged
character [“Be brave, Simon!”, we shouted]. He coped
magnificently with the kids from the audience, coaxed up for the
front cloth number before the finale – a dying art, these days. And
his delivery of the venerable “ghoulies” joke quite rightly got a
round of applause. This preceded the equally venerable ghost routine,
always a favourite, and vociferously enjoyed here [to the tune of
Dancing Queen], though in a traditional panto I should prefer the
Dame left till last to scare off the ghost.
Lots
of lovely songs – Good Morning Merrymore, Glad All Over, I'm A
Believer, Holiday Rock [shades of Paul Shane and the Yellowcoats] –
and the chorus were well used, not least in the Country Folk running
gag.
Blackmore
are famous for the community vibe of their panto, and this matinée
was warmly received by an enthusiastic crowd. The pace could have
been a little more positive, with a tighter focus from some
characters. The strobe lighting didn't really add anything, and the
edges of the stage were seriously underlit. The race commentary
needed much more work to be a reasonable substitute for the fall of
Blunberbore, but the quintet of singing sheep over the partition was
inspired – a five-baa gate, as Simple Simon might have said ...