HA
HA HOOD AND THE PRINCE OF LEAVES
Jamie
Wilson Productions
at
the Civic
Theatre
Chelmsford
22.08.2014
Three
light entertainment legends on the Civic stage, as Ha Ha Hood chooses
Chelmsford to launch its national tour.
Sherlock
Holmes last year, Robin Hood this, as the ageing outlaw teams up with
Maid Marian, Friar Tuck and Little John for madcap new adventures.
Cannon
and Ball, no less, are the Merry Men, wisecracking their way through
Sherwood Forest with catchphrases and ad libs galore.
Su
Pollard, a genuine
Nottingham lass, gets to play Maid Marian, who in this version has
ended up as a nurse in colonic irrigation. Which gives some idea of
the level of the humour here. [“Well,
it's not Shakespeare, is it,” as Bobby Ball so rightly remarks.]
She gives a cracking performance, though, bouncing through the woods
and belting out her numbers.
Andy
Pickering is the onstage musician, backing the actors in Fings,
Peshwari Puccini and theme songs, including, of course, Together
We'll Be OK and Carl Sigman's original Robin Hood song.
An
unbelievably energetic Ben Langley plays our hero, exchanging
banter with the old pros and the punters, and generally keeping
things moving.
He also wrote the show, and shifts what little scenery there is.
He'll
need that energy; the show moves on to Swansea next week, and stays
on the road till the middle of November !
and for The Public Reviews:
Last
year, Ha Ha Holmes with Joe Pasquale. This year it's Ha Ha Hood,
Prince of Leaves.
Ben
Langley, proud begetter of the Ha Ha series, has some advice for the
audience - “Lower your standards!”. And, we might add, turn back
the clock. It's as if the last thirty years never happened, and we're
back in the Eighties, when Hi-de-Hi was a highlight of the telly
schedules, with Cannon and Ball over on the other side.
Hard
to pigeon-hole this unsophisticated entertainment. Part variety, part
sketch, part panto, with plenty for the punters to do, and a good
old-fashioned warm-up to begin.
The
comedy, not surprisingly, is not cutting-edge. A male ballet-dancer
splits his tights. Huge exercise balls are amusingly used at the boot
camp. Jokes abound about bodily functions, and women who are fat or
ugly. There's a song in which Hood [Langley, who also wrote the show
and shifts the scenery] accompanies himself on guitar and encourages
an unspecified woman to expose her “fun-bags” - “Show Them To
Me”. And it helps if you can remember what a 3½” floppy was.
[“You know you're old when...”].
The
plot sees Robin and Marian ten years on, after an acrimonious
uncoupling – the only remnants of the Merry Men are Little John and
Friar Tuck …
The
music borrows shamelessly – The Stripper, Kit and the Widow, the
Cannon and Ball theme song [“Together We'll Be OK”], Lionel Bart
[who famously flopped with his own Robin Hood spoof] and, my
favourite, a Moonlight Bay comedy medley which could have been
straight out of the music halls.
The
national treasures in the cast certainly know their craft, and their
catch-phrases; the audience are helpless with laughter much of the
time. Lines are fluffed, props fail, comedians corpse. Sometimes on
purpose.
But
there's a warm, innocent nostalgia in the air, and that carries the
show. Bobby and Tommy, “combined age 146” seem to be enjoying it
all, especially the ancient “Who's in the first house” routine,
done with delightfully manic desperation.
Su
Pollard proves a game old trouper, perching up a ladder with the
enema tube [don't ask], belting out the curry-oke Nessun Dorma, and,
of course, shouting out Hi-de-Hi to the campers …
This
gruelling national tour chose Chelmsford for its opening [“Our
career's on the up, Tommy...”]
Hitler
and Hamlet have already had the Ha Ha treatment. After Hood, what, I
wonder ? Ha Ha Harold [one in the eye for him], Ha Ha Horatio [kiss
me, Ha Ha Hardy]. Time, and the tour schedules, will tell.
this piece first appeared on The Public Reviews